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    Episode 9: “The Rise of the Spicy Wiener”

    June 30, 2014

    THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:
    Beauty and the Breast. Principle Baby.  Peabody Nickle Nadder. Dr. Seuss, Plastic Surgeon. Tyrion Lannister. Spicy Wiener with Mad Hops. Ferris Wheel Bueller. Kate Upton with Hitler’s Brain. $2.76 in Change. Justin Bieber. Batman in a Hampster Ball. The Sympathizer. Reintroducing: Snuffalo Bill. Todd (from Todd’s Inflatable Romance Dolls for Dogs). Dog Dog. Napoleon Bonesapart.

    THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:
    1. Who could beat up more 13 year old boys?
    2. Who would you rather have your spouse turn into mid coitus?
    3. Who would you rather write and direct a major motion picture about?
    4. Whose known heir would you rather be?


    Episode 8: “The Intricacies of Centaurization”

    June 23, 2014

    THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:
    Navi. Friar Truck. Buzz Aldrin (the bee). Neil Armweak. The Ku Klux Flan. Ereptile Dysfunction. Cake-a-Doodle-Doo. Thomas the Tranq. Keanu Reeves with a Plastic Sherriff’s Badge. Bim Bim Bim.  Buck Chainy. The Spice Grills. Guy Fix. Candy Kong. A Nice Crisp Head of Lettuce. The Google Street View Car Driven by Mark Ruffalo the Buffalo.

    THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:
    1. Who would last longer dodging endless traffic?
    2. Who would you rather cohost a talk show about feminine hygiene with?
    3. Who would you rather own as a voodoo doll?
    4. Who would you rather have raise your child?


    Episode 7 “Tournamental Breaks Our Brains”

    June 16, 2014

    THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:
    Angelina Jo-Leap Frog. Crockerspaniel. Benjamin Fast-Forward Button. Terry The Fox. SIRI in a Tickle-Me-Elmo. Peeps. Captain Reginald Buttmunch III. Ellen Degenerate. Bearded Lindsay Lohan. Vince Vaughn with his Mouth Permanently Sewn Shut. Marty McTime Fly. Christopher Columbine. Mr. Darcy with His Penis Stuck In His Zipper. Tinfoil Royal. Dame Judy Dench in a Bottle. Jessica Rabid.

    THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:
    1. Who would you rather fight to the death?
    2. Who would pick up more of the opposite sex in the club?
    3. Who would you rather fight a bear with?
    4. Whose skin would you rather wear every day?


    Episode 6: “Uncle Burger Doesn’t Win”

    June 9, 2014

    THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:
    Dracula After Dental Surgery. Horsoscope. Hobo Hulk Hogan. Stumble Bum. Nun-Li. A Medium Sized Bucket of Assorted Grains. Furious George. Busta Rams. An Old Timey Boxer. Uncle Burger. Sarah O’Connor. Jolly Smiling Esquimo Man. Doc Brown. LegObama. Napoleon Bonesapart. Falcor.

    THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:
    1. Who would last longer in the Zombie Apocalypse?
    2. Who would you rather try to break out of prison with?
    3. Who would win in a lightsaber fight?
    4. Who would you rather have all of humanity replaced with?


    Episode 5: “DJ Sir John A. Macdonald vs. Bill Nye the Sasquatch Guy”

    June 2, 2014

    THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:
    A Naked Woman. The Fresh Fish of Bel-Air. Man Frank. Short Round. Very Depressed Superman. DJ Sir John A. MacDonald. Knight – Chess moves. Tiny Confederate Civil War Battalion. Pontius Pirate. Hagrid. Psychic in a Side-Car. Basket Bowl. Cake Boss. Bill Nye the Sasquatch Guy. Kenny the Downs Syndrome Tiger. Suburban Dad.

    THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:
    1. Who would you rather sleep in bed with for the rest of your life?
    2. Who would you rather colonize Mars with?
    3. Who would win a fight to the death falling from the sky indefinitely?
    4. Who would win a dog sled race?


    Episode 4: “Hawkeye for the Straight Guy”

    May 26, 2014

    THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:
    Captain Zimbabwe. Batman, as portrayed by Adam West. Man of Squeal. Wolferine. Green Lantern on LSD. Hawkeye for the Straight Guy. Big Fat Wheelchair Mama. Professor Xavier, can walk, has diarrhea. Cy-Clops. The Read Skull. Silence Man. Blunderwoman. Gambutt. Thor with a Carpenter’s Level. Nick Scurry. Mag-Neat-Oh!

    THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:
    1. Who would win in a fight on top of a train?
    2. Who would best save the world in the Catageddon?
    3. Who would run a better publicity campaign for public transit?
    4. Who would you rather do?


    Episode 3: “Business Pterodactyl”

    May 19, 2014

    THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:
    Upside Down Horse on Wheels. Jean ValDog. The Big Digger. Peter Panther. Dog Dog. Radagast. The Pi-you-near. Nelson Mandela Zombie. Snug Snake in a Sweater. Captain Morgan – drunk. a Quarter Chicken Dinner from Swiss Chalet. Business Pterodactyl. Hyper Duck and Squid 2.0. The Green Ranger with Lupus. Bap-Man. Sandra Bullock in Gravity.

    THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:
    1. Who would you rather have marry your Dad?
    2. Who would last longer in a horror movie?
    3. Who would you rather eat a live cat with?
    4. Who would better defend their home from Marv and Harry from Home Alone?


    Episode 2: “DominaTrix Rabbit”

    May 18, 2014

    THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:
    Archie after knocking up Betty & Veronica. Tyrannosaurus Mex. Charles Man & Son. Zooey Deschanel with pink eye. Stack of Lunch Meats that the village are running toward. Clandestine Cock. Snuffalo Bill. Choco-Dog. Microphone Stan Lee. Sleepy Cheetah. Lit Stick of Dynamite. Pimply Faced Teen Movie Theater Employee. Dominatrix Rabbit. Thousands of Bees in Man Skin. Rocky: Head for Hands & Hand for Head. Mini Trampoline.

    THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:
    1. Who would you rather be in a three-way with with a sexy babe?
    2. Who would you rather try to survive Jurassic Park with?
    3. Whose life would you rather play as a video game?
    4. Who would win in a joust?


    Episode 1: “Tyrannosaurus Pecs”

    May 17, 2014

    THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:
    Horatio Sanz. A Sexy Fish. Frogger. Dick “Van” Dyke. The Actual Wolf of Wall Street. Spider “Man.” 1st Gen iPod. Monopoly Top Hat. Captain High Liner. Hitler Slug. Bert. Bobble-Head Michelle Obama. Sentient Tether Ball Pole. Nash’s Skunk Mom. Tyrannosaurus Pecs. Frankenstein: Painful Boner.

    THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:
    1. Who would you rather run an organized crime syndicate with?
    2. Who would you rather switch bodies with for one month?
    3. Who would win in a fight on a pirate ship?
    4. Who would win a game of jeopardy after beating up a small boy?