• Categories

  • LATEST EPISODE

    Episode 104: Apocalypse Edition! A Pack o’ Lips in a Java-lanche and Other Unlikely Doomsday Scenarios”

    June 13, 2016

    THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:
    Epoxy lips. A pack o’ lips. Apoc-calypso band. Apocalypse Chow. Apocalypse Cow. The four headless horsemen of the apocalypse. The four men-horses of the apocalypse. The horse-Cam of the apocalypse. Tank Girl. A horde of zoombies. Hagnorak. All of the X-Men in a Jansport backpack. The number of the yeast. The Book of Morons. Kimmy Schmidt. Fred Amisegeddon.

    THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

    1. Who would you rather have help you out in the following doomsday scenario?
    2. Who would have more followers as a cult leader?
    3. Whose bunker would you rather see on an episode of TLC’s Doomsday Bunkers?
    4. Who would win the A-pog-alypse?


    Episode 103: “Mad Libs Edition! Smashing Words Together until Humor”

    June 6, 2016

    THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:
    Lubed-up merman. Slippery hamster. Gropey Miss Daisy. Gun-slingy pastry-mobile. Contagious Jesus Christ. Ravey Jeffrey Dahmer. Omniscient Russ. Robotic 10 billion ping pong balls. Menopausal lady. Russian Pope-mobile. Recently divorced classic erection. Jason Bourne-trained TSA cavity searcher. Boner-inducing RC drone. Chinese Lara Croft. Saucy cyborg.

    THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

    1. Who would last longer fighting an endless supply of Al Queda sleeper agents who are pooping?
    2. Who would better impersonate a space ship?
    3. Who would hornswoggle the other character’s five crackers?
    4. Who would be more successful at birthing a whale?


    Episode 102: “Shut Up About Dilly Bars!”

    May 30, 2016

    THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:

    Chewbacca Mask Mom. The Poisonous Barrys. Stanley Twocheese. A Magic Carpet featuring Nash’s death. A Peanut Buster Parfait. Pyro Baby and Jay. Skeletora. Three Dollars. Man’s Best Friend. Koala De Ville. A pretty rad set of crayons. The Cup Cake Copy Cat. Mark Wahlberg with Cornflake Crotch. The Ship Disturber. Hans Ham Hands. Billionaire Barnacle.

    THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

    1. Who would you rather have Megazord you through the following scenario?
    2. Who would you rather have as your Iditarod Dogs?
    3. Who would you rather have as your toupee?
    4. Who would you rather have in your man cave?


    Episode 101: “Mini Episode! Honey, I Shrunk the Cast of Frasier”

    May 23, 2016

    THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:

    Minnie Driver. Man-Ant. The Atom. The cast of Frasier driving micro machines. Wasper and Beelix. A bag of the best mini candies. Brendan Fraser as Ant-Man. The Snapchat ghost.

    THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

    1. Who would you rather go on the following fantastic voyage with?
    2. Who would you rather have an infestation of?
    3. Who would you rather have as your crabs?


    Episode 100: “Tyrannosaurus Pecs Redux… Also, Edgar Allan A Propos”

    May 16, 2016

    THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:

    Horatio Sanz. A Sexy Fish. Frogger. Dick “Van” Dyke. The Actual Wolf of Wall Street. Spider “Man.” 1st Gen iPod. Monopoly Top Hat. Captain High Liner. Hitler Slug. Bert. Bobble-Head Michelle Obama. Sentient Tether Ball Pole. Nash’s Skunk Mom. Tyrannosaurus Pecs. Frankenstein: Painful Boner.

    THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

    1. Who would you rather run an organized crime syndicate with?
    2. Who would you rather switch bodies with for one month?
    3. Who would win in a fight on a pirate ship?
    4. Who would win a game of jeopardy after beating up a small boy?


    Episode 99: “See-Through-P-O and R-2-See-Through”

    May 9, 2016

    THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:
    Justin Tru-Dunks. Ain’t No Sunshine Steven. The Pillsbury Taekwondo Boy. The Bottom Feeder. The Fresh Pinch of Bel Air. Fran Un-Drescher. Jay and Silent Orb. See-Through-P-O and R-2-See-Through. The Truth Sandwich. A hair sandwich. Alpo-ccino. Brandon’s timely heaps. A bowl of Cameron soup. Buns Ghetto! Bah-rack Obah-mah. Sweet, Precious Jibby.

    THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

    1. Who would you hire as your companies new . . .?
    2. Who would you rather co-star in a 1970’s porno with?
    3. Who would you rather have to beat with a shovel until dead?
    4. Who would make a better “Avengers surprise”?


    “Episode 98: The Little Engine That Couldn’t”

    May 2, 2016

    THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:

    Pro Bone-O. The Vermouth Fairy. Cranky Skanky. Torgo. The Yes We Can. A Very Lovely Bean. Payamas. Ms. Grundle. A Bro Circa 2005. Bald Ego. Hitler in a Jolly Jumper. Casey Jones. George RR Martin riding a recumbent bicycle nude. The Headless Russman. Painful Story Peter,

    THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

    1. Who would you rather have on your team during the following summer activity?
    2. Who would you rather have as your “lads of adventure”?
    3. Who would win in a fight in a canoe?
    4. Whose diary would you rather publish as your autobiography?


    Episode 97: “Game of Thrones: Labrienne of Tarth Pits”

    April 25, 2016

    THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:

    Hot Pie. Carry-on Lannister. Dire Wolf. Blondey Stone Pox. The Mountain of Youth. Leslie Jones and Peter Dinklage. Smaug, I guess. Labrienne of Tarth Pits. Brauny. Probably a Twat. Littlefinger’s finger. Laura Ingalls Wildling. Two or three Power Rangers Bad Guys. Bran Van 3000. The Last Habsburg Dragon. Davis Squidward.

    THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

    1. Who would win the following “Game of Thrown?”
    2. Who should lead the charge against the White Walkers?
    3. Whose head would you rather have lining your wall?
    4. Who would you rather tell your darkest secrets to?


    Episode 96: “Beef Twerky”

    April 18, 2016

    THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:
    Beef Twerky. Shithead. Captain Stoop Hound. 100 Sheets of blank sentient foolscap paper. This man is and island. Nth Nth. Snake, Speed x 4. The Wind Breaker. Captain Pig and the Rooster Twins. Saleman. Last Taco on Earth. The Humour Tumor. Supermon. Gregor Hating Zombie. Three Blind Mikes. Electrocute.

    THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

    1. New Zealand question x 4!
    2. Who would you rather eat lunch with and on?
    3. Who would you rather eat as your last meal?
    4. Whose toilet seat warmth would you rather sit on?


    Episode 95: “Business Conference Episode: A Double of Whiskey and a Baseball Game”

    April 11, 2016

    THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:

    Dumb Question Danny. A F*cking Herd of Cats. Donald Trunk. Willy Wonka the Tonka Truck. Surly Sam the Audio Man. Chris Farley or David Spade. Monopoly Man the fugitive. Frail Fred. A $50 gift Certificate that Dave won in the raffle. A travelling salesman who is letting loose. Michael Scott. Dry Bones. Steve Austin from Accounting.

    THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

    1. Who would give a better presentation on…?
    2. Who would you rather f*ck off with?
    3. Who would you rather have as your buddy cop?
    4. Whose hotel room would you rather be a fly on the wall in?