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    Episode 85: “Overhead Bin Laden vs. Chimpansneeze…”

    January 24, 2016

    THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:
    Chimpansneeze. Lady Wonder. Severus Shape. Prankenstein. The penitent man. Major Tom. Downward-facing hot dog. The vertical man. Tubs the cat. Jacqui Chanzen. The Burger King King. The Biking. Overhead Bin Laden. Jonny Six Legs. Cartoon fox Robin Hood. Eddie Mercury.

    THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:
    1. Who would you rather invite to the following Pol Potluck?
    2. Who would make a better modern-day Noah?
    3. Whose flea would you rather be?
    4. Who would you rather co-star in the Dumpster Diaries with?


    Episode 84: “The World’s First 2016 Year in Review”

    January 18, 2016

    THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:
    Nick Cage – dinosaur skeleton. Obama with all the guns. Beep Borp droid. Dog with ham on its face. President Justin Timberlake. An ISIS froyo stand teen. A hapless Malaysia Airlines public relations expert. Scarlet Witch (the girl that does the red stuff). Cam, Nash, and Jay as drones. Monkey Ryan Seacrest. The Big Friendly Giant. President half-eaten thing of Rolaids. Baby New You. Ronda Rousey. A white student union. Axl Rose.

    THIS EPISODE’S BATTLES SCENARIOS:
    1. Who would better handle the following 2016 catastrophe?
    2. Who would you rather have buy sex from us?
    3. Who will dominate 2016?
    4. Who would win a leap frog competition with themselves?


    Episode 83: “Tournament of Champions IV: Cramming Trash in a Pelican”

    January 11, 2016

    THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:

    Slam Tuna. Pel I Can. The California Raisins. Jim Web. The Sentient Half-Eaten Sub. Fish and Strips. 28 Jays Later. Jedi Gandalf. Guy Fieri. Fred. Scrooge McDuck. The Gatekeeper of Oz. The Cast of Seinfeld. Princess Layup. Turboman.

    THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

    1. Who would be the blank to your blank?
    2. Who would you rather have as your garbage can?
    3. Who would you rather werewolf into every full moon?
    4. Whose head would you rather smash with a rock?

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    Episode 82: “Christmas Episode: Acey Ain’t in Charge No More.”

    December 21, 2015

    THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:

    Good King Glenceslas. The Three Wise Women. Acey – He Ain’t In Charge No More. MILF on a Shelf. Sam the Snowman. Rudolph the Red Nosed Giuliani. The Ghost of Christmas Dinner. Every Who Down in Whoville? Elf on Himself. The Nut Cracker. Tiny Tim. Turboman. Some Christmas Socks. The Ghost of Chris Nash Past. Bill Murray with a Cocktail. Shametaclause.

    THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

    1. With whom would you rather defend the McAlister House From?
    2. Who would you rather have as your mall Santa?
    3. Who would you rather have guide your sleigh tonight?
    4. With whom would you rather spend Mari Lwyd?


    Episode 81: “Star Wars Edition: Gettin’ Busy in the Sarlacc Pit”

    December 14, 2015

    THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:
    Princess Layup. Taylor Sith. Han So Slow. The Emperor’s New Moon Shoes. Darth Mom. Feta Bob. Jar Jar Binks, protocol droid. Abrahamakin Skywincoln. Aziz Ansari as Lando Calrissian. Grandmoff Tarkin. Chewblanka. Lando Cal Ripkin. An endless respawning horde of stormtroopers. Jabba the Hutt in the bed of a pickup truck being driven by Donald Trump. Manikin Skywalker. Charleston Chewbacca.

    THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:
    1. Who would you rather spend 1,000 years being digested in the Sarlacc Pit with?
    2. Who would make a better captain of the Star Ship Enterprise?
    3. Who would you rather watch beat Hayden Christensen to death?
    4. Who would you rather have explain the meaning of Star Wars to you?

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    Episode 80: “Fournamental? Tournamental Fourplay? Something like that…”

    December 7, 2015

    THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:

    Scooby Doo Gang. The Ninja Turtles. The Girls from Full House. The Wizard of Oz Group. The Sex and the City Ladies. The Tournamental Hosts. Ghost Busters. The Group from the Voice. The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. The Seinfeld Crew. The A Team. Degeneration X. The Smith Family. A 20 Foot Totem Pole. The Lord of the Rings Hobbits.

    THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

    1. Who would win in a fight to the death in a bumper car arena?
    2. Who would you rather take to a gala ball?
    3. Whose genitals would you rather have as your wallpaper?
    4. Who would you rather smooch in order to gain entry into your house?

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    Teenamental: “Burt an Gert Stay Alert and Stay Safe”

    November 30, 2015

    THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:

    Shia LaBeuf. A Moldy Loaf of Bread. Jason Earls. South Dakota Jones. The Honey Nut Cheerios Bee. A Professional Bingo Player. The Kids from Kids Bop. The Other Members of Destiny’s Child. Bugs Bunny on Crack. An Earlobe Salesman. Burt and Gert. A Kid Using Moon Shoes. A Kid From Surrey Who Thinks he’s from Compton. One Can Sam. Tony the Tiger and Lucky the Leprechaun’s Illegitimate Love Child. A White Mom from Extreme Couponers.

    THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

    1. Who would use more drugs?
    2. Who would you rather be the voice in your head?
    3. Who would you rather be the host of every TV show?
    4. Who would get away with the murder?

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    Episode 79: “Canada’s Nearly Smartest Person Episode: Sheldon’s Dad”

    November 23, 2015

    THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:

    Kristin Ritter the Hitter. Milly Cabbageprivates. The Glornch. Ohad Einbinder. Scrooge McDuck. Mecedes in her Eighties. One Man’s Land Russ. In Sink. Professor Aged Pheonix. Hannibal Specter. Shia The Beef. The best slice in New York. An Adventuresome Dollop of KY Jelly. James Band. Sheldon’s Dad.

    THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

    1. Who be best in this Tom Hanks movie…?
    2. Who would be the Kazooie to your Banjo?
    3. Who would win in an old timey bareknuckle boxing match?
    4. Whose face would you rather read like brail?

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    Episode 78: “Dumpster Clown”

    November 16, 2015

    THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:
    Roarshack. Aunty Vigilante. Russ length x ten. Ron Pearlman as a Flaming Winged Skull. The Master Exacerbater. Dumpster Clown. Hidesdale and Sidesdale. Peking Duck. Splifford. Petrified Wood. Lance Bass. Fred the Upside Down Unicycle Man. Brony Montana. A Bag of Pope Corn. Bill and Ted.

    THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:
    1. Who would make a better worker for the following Axis Airlines position?
    2. Who would you rather have as your legs?
    3. Who would you rather have as your son?
    4. Whose would you rather have as your attorney?

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    Episode 77: “Two Dogs Cooking a Steak in a Sleeping Bag”

    November 9, 2015

    THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:

    Guy Fieri with Angina. The Boy Bangers. Clueless Klux Klan. Marley McFly. Young Link. Hooty and The Blowfish. Captain Zip. Rabies Baby. Percival the Daschund. The Naughty Audience. Two Dogs in a Sleeping Bag. Dam Son! Assassins Creed. Late Jan. Roller Disco Russ. Mango Unchained.

    THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

    1. Who would be able to better perform this manly feat…?
    2. Who would make a more creative serial killer?
    3. Who would sell more commemorative plates?
    4. Whose reputation would you rather have?

    Special guest John Voth! Find him at @johnvoth.

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